We have a couple housekeeping items to quickly cover. First on the upper right side of this page
is a poll that I would like all of the readers to vote on. If you recall, I changed The Squiggles
name to The Squirmy Bastards earlier in the year. They have requested to have their name changed back to The
Squiggles. Being a fair and
open-minded guy, I decided to let the people decide. You do not need to be a member of My Bocce League to vote,
so please do me a favor and take a moment to cast your ballot.
Second, beneath the poll is The Weight Room that shows each dieter’s success or failure in their attempt to shed weight. As you can see, only a couple of women gained weight this week; Yolonda the pregnant girl, and Denise DiVita, the Bon-Bon eating girl.
Second, beneath the poll is The Weight Room that shows each dieter’s success or failure in their attempt to shed weight. As you can see, only a couple of women gained weight this week; Yolonda the pregnant girl, and Denise DiVita, the Bon-Bon eating girl.
Cristen Kane, of Mission Imbocceball, showed up to bocce ready and willing to jump on the scale for her second weigh in; but unfortunately she was not happy with the results. She had a pretty sad face on when she asked me if it would be okay if she took off her shoes and weighed in again. Being the kind of guy who is looking for people to be successful, I quickly told her that it would be fine. She got back on the scale, but she still was not thrilled with the result. She then made yet another request. This time she asked if it would be okay to take off her socks; after all she said, these are those really fluffy socks that are almost like slippers they’re so big. Looking back, I wish I had said no…
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| Cristen’s feet clearly explain why the best mate she could land was Brian Kane. |
Not everyone participated in the Martin V Diet, and that’s okay with me. Plus, you have to remember that many people in our league are already the epitome of physical fitness.
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Dave Miller of Bloated didn’t
need to sign up for the Martin V Diet
because he already looks great in a
bathing suit.
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I usually go on facebook every
day or two and catch up on what’s happening in the lives of friends. Lately I
have been seeing posts from some former My Bowling League members, Tina Brown,
Dee Dee Bondra, and Linda Hirsch raving about this place called The Title
Boxing Club. Maybe I’m just a
little shallow but I figured these ladies were just looking for a place to go
to meet young guys. Anyhow, I called Tina and asked her if she would show me
around the club. After a tour of
the place, which I must say, was impressive and appears to be on the cutting
edge of physical fitness, I have come to the conclusion that these three
chickies are serious about this boxing stuff, and apparently the last thing on
their minds is picking up young guys.
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Tina Brown used to be able to
give guys an erection. Now that she goes to The Title Boxing Club,
not even a
horny teenage boy on Viagra could pop a boner with her in the room.
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That goes double for Dee Dee Bondra.
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Linda Hirsch, on the other
hand, has no trouble picking up young boys.
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It looks like it's time for me to just beat it!
Marty Lynch
The Court Marshal
Marty Lynch
The Court Marshal
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